hey! welcome to 2057, the online store where everything can be bought. almost. feel free to give suggestions on the comments page! we can make everything you want. visit the french page for some diversity.
A few of our best-reviewed products...
2057 membership
A$1.00
comes in variants:
- 1 month membership: $100,000
- 6 month membership: $10,000
- 9 month membership: $1,000
- 1 year membership: $1
- lifetime membership: free
beware: the life membership comes with 5 emails per day and 2 phone calls total during the most inconvenient times of your life (for example, your childbirth, your wedding, your funeral etc.)
but also let it be known that you get mystery boxes every month containing pricy items from our online store
sunglasses - sparkle edition
A$800,000.00
the best sunglasses you’ll ever wear!
contains incredible things.
contains:
- sunglasses
- disease (strong)
- disease (stronger - can be lethal for unvaccinated people)
- tissues
- sticky tape
- box
no compensation has effects on this product as you know exactly what you are buying and the risks of such items.